February 2012
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HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap gift.
Cancer – Accuse them...
On his last human day, he put his head in his hands and sighed and I stood up...
– Aimee Bender, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt: Stories (via holdonmagnolia)
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I really don't even know how to make my life work...
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