Notable alums Kenyon should advertise:

• Carl Djerassi
• John Green
• Bill Watterson

Notable alums Kenyon actually advertises:

• Rutherford B. Hayes

DIS BETCH

That just made a really bad day a lot better.

• Size Matters: Scaling in Biology
• New Testament
• Metapoetics and Metafiction
• Odyssey of the West: Reason and Revolt

I still have to audition for Musical Theater and Opera Workshop, and if I get into The Lighting Designer, I’ll drop my bio class, but, all in all, it’s not a bad schedule.

This is what I want my course schedule to be:

• Odyssey of the West: Reason and Revolt (MWF 12:10-1, W 1:10-3)
• The Lighting Designer (TR 1:10-2:30)
• Contemporary Dance History (TR 9:40-11)
• Metapoetics and Metafiction (MWF 11:10-12)
• Music Theater and Opera (M 4-6)

This is what my schedule will probably look like:

• stupid freshman class
• stupid freshman class
• stupid freshman class
• you can’t take any of those classes, what are you talking about?

Old Kenyon, we are like Kokosing,
Obedient to some strange spell,
Which urges us from all reposing;
Farewell, Old Kenyon,
Fare thee well.

And yet we are not like Kokosing,
Which beareth naught upon its swell
But foam of motion’s own composing;
Farewell, Old Kenyon,
Fare thee well.

But when we are far from Kokosing,
We still shall hear a calling bell,
When round us evening shades are closing;
Farewell, Old Kenyon,
Fare thee well.

And see a river like Kokosing,
In meadows sweet with asphodel,
Where mem’ry dwells dear past supposing;
Farewell, Old Kenyon,
Fare thee well.

I’M SO EXCITED